Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
