She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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