You surviving the open bar?
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i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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