And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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