Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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