I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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