Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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