i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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