He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Operation Purity has been aborted
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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