so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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