She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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