I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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