Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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