I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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