i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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