I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
whose ass print is on the piano?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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