I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Dick very happy bro
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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