I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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