Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
