Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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