I'm really into asian looking animals
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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