She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You ate ashes out of my bong
Congratulations! We have a period
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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