can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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