I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I have post one night stand depression
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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