Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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