Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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