On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm at about main and main street
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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