This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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