she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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