So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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