I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
As shirtless as possible
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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