i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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