So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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