FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Panties = found
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
