His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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