i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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