Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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