am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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