Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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