You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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