Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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