Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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