I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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