is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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