everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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