absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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