i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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