Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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