you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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