i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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