ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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