U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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