I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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