I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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