nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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